Hee Hee…

Here is a little something to make you giggle, received this from a friend via email, made me chuckle.  Oneliners on women’s t-shirts:

  • Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares?
  • I don’t believe in miracles. I rely on them.
  • Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
  • I hate everybody, and you’re next.
  • Please don’t make me kill you.
  • I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re okay now.
  • I’m busy. You’re ugly. Have a nice day.
  • Warning: I have an attitude, and I know how to use it.
  • Remember my name — you’ll be screaming it later.
  • You KNOW you want me.
  • Don’t worry. It’ll only seem kinky the first time.
  • Of course I don’t look busy – I did it right the first time!
  • Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
  • I’m multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
  • You, me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
  • You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
  • All stressed out and no one to choke.
  • I’m one of those bad things that happen to good people.
  • How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
  • Sorry if I looked interested. I’m not.
  • Nobody knows I’m not wearing underwear.
  • I’m out of estrogen and I have a gun.

Have a fabulous day dear hearts! 🙂

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2 thoughts on “Hee Hee…

  1. well its funny how we think that together with dr google we better than our real life doctors 🙂 o well guess we all do it, we all try to fix solutions and find probs that our real life doctors may have missed 🙂

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