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Full Brazilian Wax

Another giggle…

Why you don’t add your boss as your “friend” on Facebook:

Weekend Giggle

Seriously appeals to my warped sense of humour!

A Whale Tale

A male and female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship.  The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned with father many years earlier.  He said to the female whale “Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over rand sink.”

The tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.  Soon, however, the whales realised that the sailors had jumped overboard and were swiming to the safety of the shore.  The male was enraged that they were going to get a way and told the female “Lets swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore.”

At this point, he realised the female  was becoming reluctant to follow him. 

“Look,” she said, “I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen.”