Um….ok….

So the year is winding down and it seems that I am the only doofus still at work at this time of year, cos EVERYONE else is on holiday and I have read all the blogs on my reader, I am getting sick of Facebook and there is only SO many times one can check Twitter without getting BB thumb…

So I thought I would head on over to my blog and start cleaning it up a bit, my blog roll is a mess of note and there is no time like the present to tweak things here right?

I saw then on my dashboard a “top search term” and I quite literally choked on my tea…

“up guys see only shit and down guys see only assholes”

Um… Ok…. If you say so searcher.

Now back to my little blog clean up…

Another giggle…

Why you don’t add your boss as your “friend” on Facebook:

Weekend Giggle

Seriously appeals to my warped sense of humour!

A Whale Tale

A male and female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship.  The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned with father many years earlier.  He said to the female whale “Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over rand sink.”

The tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.  Soon, however, the whales realised that the sailors had jumped overboard and were swiming to the safety of the shore.  The male was enraged that they were going to get a way and told the female “Lets swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore.”

At this point, he realised the female  was becoming reluctant to follow him. 

“Look,” she said, “I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen.”

Hee Hee…

Here is a little something to make you giggle, received this from a friend via email, made me chuckle.  Oneliners on women’s t-shirts:

• Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares?
• I don’t believe in miracles. I rely on them.
• Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
• I hate everybody, and you’re next.
• Please don’t make me kill you.
• I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re okay now.
• I’m busy. You’re ugly. Have a nice day.
• Warning: I have an attitude, and I know how to use it.
• Remember my name — you’ll be screaming it later.
• You KNOW you want me.
• Don’t worry. It’ll only seem kinky the first time.
• Of course I don’t look busy – I did it right the first time!
• Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
• I’m multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
• You, me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
• You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
• All stressed out and no one to choke.
• I’m one of those bad things that happen to good people.
• How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
• Sorry if I looked interested. I’m not.
• Nobody knows I’m not wearing underwear.
• I’m out of estrogen and I have a gun.

Have a fabulous day dear hearts!